Season Three
1963-64
64- "That's My Boy?"
Rob recalls after Ritchie was born, when he was sure the hospital had given him and Laura the wrong baby.
65- "The Masterpiece"
Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious objects d'art.
66- "Laura's Little Lie"
Complications arise when Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.
67- "Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice"
Rob and Laura learn they are not legally married and make plans to elope.
68- "Uncle George"
Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.
69- "Too Many Stars"
Rob finds he has "too many stars" on his hands when he tries to direct a show for the Parents' Council.
70- "Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?"
Rob finds himself at a party in a strange town, swaying with a breathless young woman who adores him.
71- "Big Max Calvada"
An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally, and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.
72- "The Ballad of the Betty Lou"
Rob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.
73- "Turtles, Ties and Toreadors"
Rob feels like a hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.
74- "The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears...or Something Like That!"
Rob thinks he has witnessed two crooks running from the scene of a crime.
75- "The Third One From The Left"
A young chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.
76- "The Alan Brady Show Presents"
The entire Alan Brady staff presents a Christmas show instead of the script turned in by the show's writers.
77- "My Husband Is the Best One"
Rob gets into trouble at work after Laura interferes in an interview he is giving on Alan Brady.
78- "Happy Birthday and Too Many More"
When Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party, 63 screaming moppets make a shambles of the Petrie house.
79- "The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer"
When a handsome bachelor, Arthur Stanwyck, moves in next door, Rob and Laura become matchmakers.
80- "The Life and Love of Joe Coogan"
Laura meets her old love, who has entered the priesthood.
81- "A Nice Friendly Game of Cards"
Inadvertently using a deck of marked cards, Rob wins at poker and almost loses a few friends.
82- "The Brave and the Backache"
Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.
83- "The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth"
Rob and Buddy find themselves overworked when Sally becomes a television personality overnight.
84- "My Part-Time Wife"
When Laura fills in for Sally at the office, she does such a perfect job that Rob almost loses his mind.
85- "Honeymoons Are for the Lucky"
Rob recalls his Army marriage to Laura, and the difficulty in obtaining a three-day pass for their honeymoon.
86- "How to Spank a Star"
At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show."
87- "The Plots Thicken"
Rob's and Laura's parents compete to get the couple committed to their respective cemetery plots.
88- "Scratch My Car and Die"
A scratch on Rob's new car causes a domestic crisis at the Petrie house.
89- "The Return of Edwin Carp"
Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for an Alan Brady "special."
90- "October Eve"
A painting of Laura returns to haunt her. Although she posed clothed, the artist took the liberty of "undraping" her.
91- "Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail"
Rob looks up an old Army buddy at a honky-tonk nitery, and the result is a confused night that finally lands him in jail.
92- "My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life"
Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy their friend Jerry Helper dining out with a beautiful blonde.
93- "I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All"
Rob thinks he's going bald and tries a barber's secret recipe which consists of unusual ingredients.
94- "Teacher's Petrie"
Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.
95- "My Two Showoffs and Me"
The prospect of being the subjects in a magazine story brings out the worst in Rob, Sally, and Buddy.