Season Five
1965-66
128- "Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth"
Laura blurts out a top secret on a national television quiz show--that Alan Brady wears a toupee.
129- "Uhny Uftz"
Rob sees a flying saucer and tracks it to its lair--the office above his own.
130- "The Ugliest Dog in the World"
Rob and Laura try to find a permanent home for an ugly little mutt from the dog pound.
131- "No Rice at My Wedding"
Rob and Laura recall their courtship days, when Rob almost lost Laura to another man.
132- "Draw Me a Pear"
Rob and Laura enroll in an art class--and the beautiful instructress has designs on Rob.
133- "The Great Petrie Fortune"
Rob's dreams of inheriting a fortune are dashed until he realizes the intangible worth of an old photograph.
134- "Odd But True"
Rob is offered $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.
135- "Viva Petrie"
Rob & Laura have an unusual house guest, a bullfighter named Manuel who installs himself as a handyman.
136- "Go Tell the Birds and the Bees"
When Ritchie spins a few fantastic stories for his friends, his parents wind up in the school psychologist's office.
137- "Body and Sol"
Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of the Army camp.
138- "See Rob Write--Write, Rob, Write"
Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children.
139- "You're Under Arrest"
Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble with the law.
140- "Fifty-two Forty-five or Work"
Rob recalls the time he was out of work with a new home, no furniture, and a pregnant wife.
141- "Who Stole My Watch?"
Rob loses his friends as well as his watch when the friends learn they're all under suspicion.
142- "Bad Reception in Albany"
While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to locate a television set to watch a special show.
143- "I Do Not Choose to Run"
Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.
144- "The Making of a Councilman"
Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his brainy opponent.
145- "The Curse of the Petrie People"
Rob's parents give a family heirloom piece of jewelry to Laura, who accidentally drops it in the garbage disposal.
146- "The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart"
When Mel Cooley takes Rob's advice and stands up to Alan Brady, he is promptly fired.
147- "Remember the Alimony"
Rob and Laura recall the time they filled in an application for a $10 divorce.
148- "Dear Sally Rogers"
Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show as a gag and is flooded with fan mail.
149- "Buddy Sorrell--Man and Boy"
Symptoms and evidence indicate that Buddy is either seeing a psychiatrist or having an affair.
150- "Long Night's Journey Into Day"
Laura spends a harrowing night alone in the house when the rest of the family goes off on a fishing trip.
151- "Talk to the Snail"
Believing that comedian Alan Brady plans to cut down his writing staff, Rob applies for a job with a ventriloquist.
152- "A Day in the Life of Alan Brady"
The Petries' anniversary party for the Helpers turns into a television documentary for Alan Brady.
153- "Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc."
Rob and his writers are in big trouble for adding insults to an Alan Brady script.
154- "The Man From My Uncle"
The Petrie home becomes a command post when the government puts a neighbor's home under surveillance.
155- "You Ought to Be in Pictures"
Rob is cast opposite a gorgeous Italian actress in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.
156- "Love Thy Other Neighbor"
Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie Helper's jealousy of their new neighbors.
157- "The Last Chapter"
Rob's autobiography conjures up scenes from the past and leads Alan Brady to buy the book for a television series.
158- "The Gunslinger"
The Petries and their friends are transported to the Wild West when Rob dreams he is a frontier sheriff.