Season Two
1962-63
31- "Never Name a Duck"
When one of Ritchie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.
32- "The Two Faces of Rob"
As a test for work, Rob calls Laura on the phone and disguises his voice to see if she recognizes it.
33- "Bank Book 6565696"
Rob is puzzled and chagrined when he finds that Laura has a secret nest egg of her own.
34- "The Attempted Marriage"
A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.
35- "Hustling the Hustler"
Rob has an evening of high adventure with a veteran pool shark who pretends he can't play the game.
36- "What's in a Middle Name?"
Rob has some explaining to do when son Ritchie learns that his middle name is Rosebud.
37- "My Husband Is Not a Drunk"
Rob suffers from a posthypnotic suggestion meant for someone else, and it causes mayhem at work.
38- "Like a Sister"
A handsome balladeer brings romance into Sally's life.
39- "The Night the Roof Fell In"
Rob walks out of the house following a spat with Laura after a tiring day for the both of them.
40- "The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally"
Rob suspects Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.
41- "A Bird in the Head Hurts"
Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.
42- "Gesundheit, Darling"
Rob begins to fear he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Ritchie starts him sneezing.
43- "A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own"
Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry Helper, when he lets another dentist work on his teeth.
44- "Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra"
Rob directs an amateur theatrical in which rehearsals are dogged by controversy over the casting.
45- "The Cat Burglar"
A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home, but the police are baffled as to how he did it.
46- "The Foul-Weather Girl"
Laura sees a female singer as a threat to her marriage.
47- "Will You Two Be My Wife?"
Rob is slapped, kicked, & screamed at-among other things-by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.
48- "Ray Murdock's X-Ray"
Rob finds himself in hot water after giving a TV interview in which he unwittingly portrays Laura as a nut.
49- "I Was a Teenage Head Writer"
An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.
50- "My Husband Is a Check-Grabber"
Laura tries to break Rob of his habit of picking up the check.
51- "It May Look Like a Walnut"
Under the influence of science fiction, Rob fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.
52- "Don't Trip Over That Mountain"
To his great regret, Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing excursion.
53- "Give Me Your Walls!"
When Rob's living room needs a paint job, he hires a colorful master painter of Rome, Florence, and Brooklyn.
54- "The Sam Pomerantz Scandals"
Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help out an old friend.
55- "I'm No Henry Walden!"
Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for celebrated literati.
56- "The Square Triangle"
French singer Jacques Savon, who has played a curious part in both Rob's & Laura's past, suddenly reappears.
57- "Racy Tracy Rattigan"
A British film star arouses Rob's ire by his attention to Laura.
58- "Divorce"
Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.
59- "It's a Shame She Married Me"
Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame.
60- "A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise"
Laura despairs when husband Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.
61- "Jilting the Jilter"
Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comedian who wants her to write his material.
62- "When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen"
Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.
63- "All About Eavesdropping"
With Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob & Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers' and almost lose 2 friends.