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The First Realizations That You're Not In College Anymore
You're waking up at 6 am instead of going to bed.
College sweatshirts are 'casual' instead of dress up.
Your parents charge rent.
The four food groups are no longer chicken, pizza, mash potatoes and cereal.
It's 'getting late' when it's 9:30 p.m.
Three words: Student Loan Payments.
You make thousands of dollars a year-and still can't afford that dream Porsche.
Pickup football games mean that at least one person will be in the hospital by game's end.
THEN discussing with your friends: GPA's and spring break plans NOW: Interest rates and wedding plans.
Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
Naps are no longer available between noon and 6 p.m.
Sneakers are now 'weekend shoes'.
The weak single you hit in the intramural softball game is now remembered as a Varsity dinger for the League Championship.
You get your news from sources other than USA Today, ESPN Sports center, and MTV News.
You wear more ties in a week than you even owned while in college
You find yourself reminiscing fondly of 2-hour Calculus exams.
METABOLISM SLOWDOWN
You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
Grocery lists actually contain relatively healthy food.
Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work, not video games.
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